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Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last.
Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom. You may forget you're wearing pants.
Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last.
Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom. You may forget you're wearing pants.
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A deep, rich, indigo blue with a minimal stone wash. For your average, below-average, piss-poor, or perfect Knight.
Sits low on the waist. Fitted, but not tight through the hips down to the thighs with a narrow leg opening. Slim but not skinny. The perfect jean.
Made in our perfect, four way, dynamic super stretch fabric. As soft as a baby's bottom and stretches so your nuts ain't crushed.
Signature TPJ back pocket with our TPJ embroidered logo. Double stitching at the waistband. YKK zippers. Matte black metal shanks and rivets with DTM stitching.
Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY and FREE within 30 days of delivery. If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).
Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese).
Our internal team organizes third party audits and inspections on all our supply chain partners. We believe that worker rights and human rights are critical to support throughout our supply chain. We ensure that all factories are ILO (International Labor Organization) certified, SEDEX audited / compliant and when we use organic fabrics, it's GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) certified as well.
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A looser, more casual slim fit to provide you with just a tad extra room.
Fitted, but not tight with a narrow leg opening.
If you're thiccc and looking for comfort and style, these are for you.
This jean is fit like our “Slim Thick” (a looser, more casual and traditional style.)
Our biggest, loosest fit. Roomy from thigh down to ankle. This is for the big boys
Skinny to the knee and ankle with a narrow leg opening.
Fabric Blend
Cotton / Poly / Spandex
Stretch
Super Stretchy
Softness
Extra Soft
Weight
Medium
Washes
13 Washes
Style
Everyday Comfort Jean
Fabric Blend
99% Cotton / 1% Spandex
Stretch
Kinda Stretchy
Softness
Soft
Weight
Heavier
Washes
5 Washes
Style
Premium Classic Jean
Fabric Blend
Stretch
Softness
Weight
Washes
Style
Cotton / Poly / Spandex
Super Stretchy
Extra Soft
Medium Weight
13 Washes
Everyday Comfort Jean
99% Cotton / 1% Spandex
Kinda Stretchy
Soft
Heavier Weight
5 Washes
Premium Classic Jean
These are my favorite jeans. They fit very well and keep their original color for a long time.
These jeans rock. The most comfortable pair I own, I have a pair of the slim and a pair of the slim thick and will be ordering more. True to size…
These jeans are amazing! I’m on the shorter side so 26 length is perfect! Nice stretch to them as well! I’ll def be buying more
Absolutely my favorite pair of jeans I’ve ever had…super comfortable!! I have a couple pairs and am looking to buy more.
Best jeans on the market and the most comfortable to wear on stage !!
A looser, more casual slim. More like a traditional 'straight' cut. Gives just a little bit extra room. Not quite slim, not quite thick. Just right. This fit has a mid rise waist.
Our slim is a bit slimmer at the ankle than your average slim jean. We think Mott and Bow is a little wide at the ankles.
Dudes like to show some shoe nowadays. Sits low on the waist, slightly fitted through the hip. This fit has a low rise waist. F#!king perfect.
Our Athletic Fit is designed for those Tree Trunk Thighs and Colossal Calves. If you're thiccc (or just vibe looser cuts), and are looking for combined comfort and style, these are for you. This fit has a low rise waist. #bigsexy"
Cut like Slim Thick, but wider at the anklle so your boot fits right. Cut. For. Boots. Bootcut. Yippie Kai Yay Cowboy! This fit has a mid rise waist.
Our loosest/baggiest fit. For the big boys or those who like a baggy/90s style jean. This fit has a mid rise waist.
Our skinny is for skinny legged dudes who like em tight. If you think you’ve got skinny legs and like showing them off you’ll enjoy our skinny. This fit has a low rise waist.
You know who you are, you confident motherf#!cker.
A slightly different material than our standard washes so they may feel/fit slightly different than our OG fits. They have a mid-rise waist which is slightly higher than our OG jeans, so they may be about 1-2 inches longer than our standard washes. Currently available in Slim Thick, Slim and Athletic.
We suggest sizing down one size from your typical waist size, these puppies are STRETCHY!
For Perfect Men
Ideally, wash inside out in cold water and hang to air-dry.
For Imperfect Men
Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)
Like all premium denim, our jean will increase about ½ a size through wearing and then return to original form when washed. Try to wash COLD and dry on LOW heat.
Our Skinny, Slim, and Athletic jeans are low rise.
Our Slim Thick, Bootcut, and Thick Thicc jeans are mid rise.
Denkhaki is higher rise.
Our most popular cut is slim thick, followed closely by slim and athletic. When it comes to color, Knight (dark blue) leads the pack, followed by Bandit (black).
Not liking your clothes sucks. So returns and exchanges are EASY and FREE within 30 days of delivery. If your jean doesn't fit, looks funny (white jeans may not be for you), or otherwise sucks -- return or exchange it (we'd prefer an exchange).
Read more at our returns, refund & exchanges policy (the legalese).
Free shipping? Oh, you betcha! Because the only thing you should be worrying about is how many heads you'll turn in our jeans, not about pesky shipping costs. Now go on, add to cart - the only thing dropping will be jaws, not coins!
