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Rated 4.9 out of 5
131 Reviews
Jet black with minimal high lows for your everyday Bandito. Rinse wash with no distressing.
COLOR
KNIGHT - Dark Blue
BANDIT - Black
ADMIRAL - Med Blue
JOKER - Light Indigo
WAIST
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Slim Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on waist
  • Slightly fitted through hip
  • Slightly fitted through thigh
  • 14.5” leg opening (measurement from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 4 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 131 reviews
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131 Reviews
Reviewed by AC
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Great jeans, amazing value

I purchased the blue and black jeans. Great quality and cut, as good as $200 jeans you buy at a high end store. Highly recommend.

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Reviewed by John H.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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The fit is spot on.

Not too loose, not too tight - just right. I love these jeans.

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Reviewed by Michael C.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Fantastic

The service and product are exceptional! I love these jeans and will have a hard time not wearing them every day. Ball room rocks!

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Reviewed by Edward D.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Amazing comfort and feel

The pants went on so easy and moved with every body movement, looking forward to another pair as these are my new favorite jeans!

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Reviewed by Tony B.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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These jeans feel and look great.

I am 5'11" and 200 pounds. I have a hard time finding jeans that are not baggy in the seat or binding. Also, in the past I have always looked for 100 percent cotton because of breathability and looks. I have evolved. The perfect jean has a poly/cotton blend with just enough spandex to create an amazing flexibility. With this flexibility comes the ability to produce a pant that is form fitting and unbelievably comfortable. They bend when I bend. Because of this you may want to order one waist size smaller than normal. Time will tell, but I am feeling confident that these jeans will hold up over time.

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