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Slim / Miner

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A medium gray wash with some light baking at the thighs and a slight tint.  Sorta like you've been wearing your blancos in the coal mine.  

Signature TPJ back pocket with our TPJ embroidered logo. Double stitching at the waistband. YKK zippers. Dark pewter metal shanks and rivets with DTM stitching.

Sits low on the waist. Fitted, but not tight through the hips down to the thighs with a narrow leg opening. Slim but not skinny. The perfect jean.


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Slim Fit

Fit Details

  • Sits low on waist
  • Slightly fitted through hip
  • Slightly fitted through thigh
  • 14.5” leg opening (measurement from size 32)

Fabric

Our denim feels super soft and streeetches for max comfort. Available in 6 washes for max style. Perfect.

  • Weighs ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
  • 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex

Care

  • For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
  • For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

Why The Perfect Jean?

Premium Stretch Fabric

2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require.


Super Soft

Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby's bottom, you may forget you're wearing pants.


Maximum Durability

Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last


AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING KHAKIS!!!




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Reviewed by Shane T.
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Best jeans ever!!

Can't believe how comfy these dawgs are, gotta get me some more!

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Great fit

Comfortable and true fit

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My balls feel amazing

Not only do my balls feel amazing now when I sit down, but I can now throw some of the highest kicks I've ever thrown. Now i'm not very flexible so I can't kick that high, but I attempted a roundhouse earlier that would've sent me to the ground in an ordinary pair of jeans. In these my kick soared through the air with no resistance or turbulence. Instead of squatting onto the toilet now, i poop while lunging because I have so much freedom. My wife also loves how soft they are so i've 2.5x'd the sex we're having. 10/10 recommend for sex

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New Jeans

Broke away from the denim jeans and moved to these perfect ones, so satisfying to find a new product.

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Best jeans ever!

I own almost every color. These are simply the best jeans. Order them for yourself and find out! They are the best!

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