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Slim Thick Fit / Captain (Midnight Blue)

Rated 4.7 out of 5
Based on 897 reviews
Regular price
$79.99
Regular price
Waist 38 Size Guide
Length 32

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DESCRIPTION

Ever thought our slim fit was just too slim, yet our Athletic was a bit too baggy? Well you’re a f#!king “slim thick” dude. A looser, more casual slim fit (dare we say "traditional slim?!") to provide your nuts, thighs, and calves with just a tad extra room.

A deep, dark, blue-black base with a very minimal stone wash. Your go-to, everyday denim. Ahoy Captain!

FIT DETAILS

• A medium rise jean, moderately fitted through the hips and thigh
• Proper room at the knees and calves without being baggy
• Tapered at the bottom with a 14 1/2” leg opening (for size 32 X 32)
• Our slim fit but thicker
• In Between Sizes? Size down, these suckers stretch!

FABRIC & CARE

• Super soft and stretches for max comfort • Weighs: ~10.5oz with 22% elasticity
• Fabric: 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex


• For Perfect Men: Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
• For Imperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dry on LOW heat). Or don’t wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes). Our fabric is durable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)

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average rating 4.7 out of 5
Based on 897 reviews
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Reviewed by Dorian A.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Perfecto

Awesome fit. So comfortable.

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Reviewed by Tylor L.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Best jeans ever

The flexibility is unmatched. Extremely comfortable. Never wearing any other Jean again.

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Reviewed by Michael H.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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very satisyed

awesome very comfortable wanted to order more but out of my size.

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Reviewed by J.R. M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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The best Jean

The best Jean I’ve had, good quality & feels great to wear. The postage free returns are a big plus

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Reviewed by Jesse M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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They are perfect

These jeans are definitely worthy of the name the perfect jeans. They are as comfortable to wear as my favorite pair of sweatpants. For the price, they can't be beat. I'll definitely be purchasing another pair or two.

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